![]() Just a reminder that all stereoscopic 3D drivers are given no less than seven days of notice before we begin testing for review purposes. This doesn’t take away from the fun, I just expected more. You’ve seen one pig, and you’ve seen them all. While the environments were varied, and 3D Realms did a decent job of creating new bosses to defeat every so often, I was surprised there weren’t more types of enemies to fight against. On the other hand, you are able to walk into crawl spaces, mess around with machinery on the inside, and even at your reduced stature…the girls still like you. Mice become the size of men, and once easily disposable aliens become towering gods. First, there are parts where you get shrunk down to mini-me status. ![]() However, I think this was done on purpose because Duke Nukem is more of a cartoonish styled game.ĭuke Nukem Forever has some innovative ideas and sequences. While the environments are both fun and interesting, and a great deal of attention was spent on the gelatinous PhysX enhanced breasts, it’s still a bit simplistic compared to other titles in the market. Most of the attacking aliens look like pigs, so after blowing swine up, you regularly say things like “Who wants white meat? WHO WANTS IT?!?” Or “You’ve got guts! Let’s see what they look like!”įor a game that took fifteen years to release, this isn’t a Crysis by any measure. What makes Duke Nukem work is its sense of humor. How do you grow it? Interact with the environment around you, of course! Lift weights, win mini-games like pinball and slot machines, and most important…slap the well endowed alien wall boobs (yes, alien wall boobs). What drives a glistening man like yourself? Ego of course! This is the life blood of Duke Nukem, and you need to grow it if you hope to survive the impending onslaught of relentless invaders. I mean, how else should the man who saved the world live? Your character gets sexually pleasured while playing video games (twins!), you live in a Vegas tower, you have your own TV show (about you), and your name and image have been franchised left, right, and center!įortunately, just before your tenured fab turns to saggy flab, an alien invasion is on its way! Earth is no longer safe, and while the US President thinks that friendly negotiation is the way to go, you know better! The real solution is a well oiled tan with a gun, right? RIGHT! Actually, you don’t really have a choice because your casino retreat is being invaded by aliens. ![]() Your success has become a Las Vegas joke. You are Neil Schneider! Oh wait…the game, the game!ĭuke Nukem Forever takes place about twelve years after your character last saved the world. How can I put you into the mind and lifestyle of this character? You are Duke Nukem! You are cool and full of muscles! You are Duke Nukem! Everybody wants you! Everybody wants to be you! You are Duke Nukem! You have saved the world a million times over! You are God’s gift to women! You are Duke Nukem! Brassieres and women’s clothing are turned to itching cream around you! You are Duke Nukem! Every day of your life is lived as though you are the last man on earth. ![]()
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